Some of your favorite Derby Girls from the previous three Long Island Roller Rebels teams, including the Rolling Thundercats, the Ladies of Laceration, and the Wicked Wheelers, have decided to unite forces.
With their powers combined…they became:
Some of the old school derby folk will remember this name from years ago, as it was one of the LIRR original team names before they decided to try a divide-and-conquer approach to derby. If we even have a portion of the ladies that were half decent from the previous three teams, I’m fairly certain their reign of terror will be extreme this season.
It’s been half a decade since they’ve tasted blood in the old uniform – I can’t Wait to see them in action!
 Where the Rockabetty Bruisers are out for Blood, it seems the Hudson Valley Horrors are out for Brains, as the dreaded throng of ZomB squad makes it’s way down to Long Island…
On Saturday April 9th these two teams will be battling against each other on the rink – bring a poncho, because it looks like it’s going to get very messy. | VS. |  |
Double Damage!!!
 | VS. |  | The same aforementioned event is also a double feature, as the Derby guys from the New York Shock Exchange battle the Central Mass Maelstrom. The fight between these gnashing titanic forces may present a bout of absolutely legendary proportions, so be sure to be there when the battle begins – you might just have something Epic to tell your grandchildren one day. |
For more information, check out the Long Island Roller Rebels web site.
